We’re going on hiatus! Can you even survive without us? Probably not, but please do try, dear reader. We’re taking the first of two breaks in the coming months to recharge, refresh, and find new sources to bring you the most ridiculous or bizarre news out there. Fear not, we’ll be back with great headlines on Monday, August 13! And now, onto today’s round-up…
This doesn’t sound like a good thing :the tallest peak in Sweden is about to not be the tallest after over 13 FEET of glacier atop the peak has melted this summer. #YIKES
The headline is ridiculous enough: CDC Warns People Not to Wash, Reuse Condoms. #Facepalm.
Drink. Don’t drink. Looks like we’re all getting dementia according to a new study.
Scientists have discovered a quasar some 13 billion light years away. And, because the Big Bang was roughly 13.82 billion light years ago, it could reveal some interesting facts about the origins of the universe. #Whoa
Oh wait, here’s the Florida story! Man dumps bucket of human wast in a 7-11 in St. Petersburg.
— Indiana State Fair (@IndyStateFair) August 3, 2018
Snoop Dogg’s cooking pal, Martha Stewart is celebrating her birthday today.
So is President Josiah Bartlet (Martin Sheen).
AND TONY BENNETT!
Kate McKinnon rapping a Hungarian rap song is epic: