Happy Birthday to #41! Former President George H.W. Bush celebrates his 94th birthday today. Son Neil Bush is calling for more points of light to help celebrate the milestone.

The International House of Pancakes (IHOP) yesterday became the International House of Burgers (IHOb). The resulting shade has been real. To wit, Wendy’s & Burger King:

Country Time (the folks who make the lemonade) are stepping in to help kids who get busted for operating a lemonade stand without a permit. 1) Good on them. 2) Where the hell are these communities that are busting kids for “operating without a permit” and why don’t they have any chill?

Meet Officer Donut!

With a five-run rally tied up at 2 in the 11th, the Cubs steamrolled the Brew Crew not only to win the game, but to jump into FIRST PLACE IN THE NL CENTRAL. #FLYTHEW

This already made the rounds yesterday, but it bears repeating. THIS is the true definition of friendship and sportsmanship.

Jurassic Park celebrates its 25th Anniversary this month! Where are they now?

Pop star Ariana Grande and SNL‘s Pete Davidson are ENGAGED. THAT was fast. 

American Pieis killing it on Instagram star Jason Biggs .

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